azzx.org » Humour http://www.azzx.org A Gamers Perspective Thu, 29 Dec 2011 23:58:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Why Console gamers don’t get Brinkhttp://www.azzx.org/gaming/why-console-gamers-dont-get-brink/ http://www.azzx.org/gaming/why-console-gamers-dont-get-brink/#comments Wed, 11 May 2011 03:02:35 +0000 AzzX http://www.azzx.org/?p=869

Found this on Bethesda's official  Brink Forum and thought it was a worthwhile laugh.

Why Console gamers and pretend reviewers like Joystick and IGN don't get Brink!

Brink Console Walkthrough

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I have been trying to be more subjective in my opinions about Apple and its products but this was just to humorous not to post.

Apple is the legitimate front of the shadowy company Destructotech Ltd. They are an evil organisation which is slowly building up a huge share of all electronic devices in the world. All the devices are fitted with radio receivers and an extremely highly charged battery. This battery can be commanded via the radio receiver to unleash its charge into the user whenever the evil head of Destructotech, Dr. Sammy "the smiling shark" Sauron should choose.

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